I tell ya what, this young son of mine does beat all. I had gotten Oliver a patch kit for his bike tire, as he had a flat. Yesterday he asked, "Mom, did you buy me a sour patch kit?" He was dead serious.
Margs loves it when we sing to her, so Oliver is constantly making up songs to go with the situation. A few weeks ago she was crying while he was using the bathroom. His helpful and inspired composition? "I'm on the pot to lay an egg, Margot! I'm on the pot to lay an egg, Margot!"